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Zen of Ben

You most likely remember me from the days when I was a frantic day-trader. I was wild and crazy, but very accurate! I don't day-trade anymore because it conflicts with my role as the Channeled Readings, LLC mascot. Check us out: where you will learn to Navigate the "Great Shift" just like I did!

This is my Zen pose. I get to go out back everyday to do my favorite thing... watch birds, lizards, squirrels and occasionally catch one just for play. I don't usually play too hard. My enemies are the blue jays and the neighborhood cats. They just annoy me.

My mom and dad clean my teeth almost everyday and it's okay now that I have know that they are helping me. I would do it myself, but I don't have thumbs.

I love my mom and dad's friends because they play bat-a-bird with me and love me up.

I love my fans too. You are all cat lovers so you understand that we are special. My life is really good. 
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